Satire
AFL Considers Rule Change After Illegal Move Turns Out To Be Too Exciting
The league is weighing a Gaelic football-style solo, apparently after discovering that breaking the rule was more fun than enforcing it.
Breaking-ish
One Headline, Three Ways to Ruin It
Satire
Rice Krispies Discover the Grain-Free Meaning of ‘Rice’
After weather disrupts rice supplies, the cereal quietly replaces rice grains with flours and asks consumers to trust the crunch.
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Weird
Rice Krispies Convene Emergency Parliament After Rice Leaves The Bowl
The cereal’s mystery grains have formed a union and are demanding to be addressed as breakfast ingredients.
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Totally Fake
Lower Wombley Breakfast Bowls Become Grain Mysteries
A breakfast maker blames the weather after its rice vanishes, leaving behind mystery grains, a talking spoon and a warning visible only to owls.
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Betelgeuse’s Companion Star Faces Fine For Interstellar Lane Hogging
Radio observations suggest Siwarha is crossing Betelgeuse’s atmosphere, prompting an entirely imaginary cosmic traffic investigation.
Missouri Voters Reject Congressional Map After Months of Being Carefully Drawn Around Them
Voters rejected a Republican-backed map that reached the ballot through the courts, leaving its carefully selected constituents unexpectedly involved.
Squirrels Launch Acorn Futures Market, Declare Bark Overvalued
Tiny traders have transformed a shopping precinct into a financial district, with pigeons brokering deals and a goldfish monitoring prosperity.
Primark’s Delivery Robots Demand Tea Breaks And Better Socks
After profits slide, Primark’s home-delivery plan has met an unexpected obstacle: the warehouse robots have formed a union.
Rice Krispies Lose Pop In Sudden Cereal Sounding-Off
After a real recipe change, Pop reportedly joins a union, demands a tiny hat and refuses to leave the cupboard.
Tumble Dryer Wins Appliance Cup After Losing Every Event
Lower Wombley's newest sports champion collected the trophy despite finishing last in all five competitions.
UK-EU Food Deal Celebrated As Paperwork Agrees To Lose One Sausage
Diplomats hailed a post-Brexit breakthrough after border paperwork developed feelings and requested a shorter form.
Space Company Bets Its Future On Propellant Available From Every Tap
Argo Space is developing a solar-powered spacecraft that turns water into rocket fuel, raising fresh questions about orbital plumbing.